From the Rodent Gazette
Thursday, June 12, 2008
We mourn the passing of our beloved great grandfather, grandfather, father, brother, son, nephew and friend, Artoo Biscuit Abukcheech son of the late Chompers and Nibbles (Keegoomsk) Abukcheech who was taken suddenly from us in a tragic food foraging accident. Artoo was on his usual nightly forage (always providing for his growing family) and mistook a lethal trap for the humane trap that had always been available for him. He died instantly.
He leaves to mourn his passing his wife Snickers, sons, daughters, grand and great grandchildren and other family members too numerous to mention.
A memorial service will be held at First Lutheran Church in Muskogee (where many of his family have been deported) on Monday June 16th at 1 am. Officiating will be the Reverend Panya Achbor. In lieu of flowers, the family requests peanut butter crackers all around.
